Evil Ham™

You've heard about it...

Now you can get a can of genuine edible Evil Ham™ signed by Mike and sent directly to your US address, for the absurdly low price of $5.00 US, plus $3.50 US shipping and handling!

Simply click the Domestic Buy Now button below:

Domestic Ham: $8.50


Not in the US? Don't get left out of the Evil fun! You, too, can get a can of genuine edible Evil Ham™ signed by Mike and sent directly to your non-US address, for the not-so-low price of $5.00 US, plus $14.00 US shipping and handling!

Simply click the International Buy Now button below:

International Ham: $19.00


Quantities are limited. One per order, please.

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